if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you

this just in: ryan nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind

(Source: nosdrinker, via red-wine-blue-heart)





things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via gnarleyyelrang)


escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

(via trust)

I only care about one thing lately and it’s killing me

I want to be those girls, and hell i know its pathetic.

I dont want to be an object, but I want you to think I am beautiful

But my scars, they are so beautiful.