sexhaver:

nosdrinker:

if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you

this just in: ryan nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind

(Source: nosdrinker, via red-wine-blue-heart)

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via gnarleyyelrang)

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

(via trust)

I only care about one thing lately and it’s killing me

I want to be those girls, and hell i know its pathetic.

I dont want to be an object, but I want you to think I am beautiful

But my scars, they are so beautiful.